Rubbish! Complete and utter rubbish!

Not the Shewee you understand, but me. I remember this product being pitched on Dragon’s Den and thinking it seemed like a genius idea. I’m still sure it is. Many many women use it with great success, sadly I’m not one of them.

“Practise first in the shower” they said. Seemed like a plan, so I did. In no time at all I was stood up, weeing like a big boy. Absolutely delighted. Couldn’t wait to get out and use it in the great outdoors. Then I found the fatal flaw. It’s obvious really, I’m generally naked while in the shower. Not when I’m camping though. So when the big moment came and I trotted off to hide behind the nearest bush, well there was trouser trouble. In short, they got wet.

Undeterred, I practised some more in the shower (to be honest, I got a bit of a kick out of it) before trying outdoors again. I tried it all, different stances, different trousers, you name it, I tried it. Wet underwear, wet clothes, wet shoes, even wet hands on one occasion. I came to the conclusion that the only answer was a short skirt and no knickers. Not a good look when clambering into a rather tall van!

Make no mistake, I’m not not criticising the Shewee. Not one bit, as I said above the are plenty others use one with no problems. But for me, all I can say is pants! Sopping wet pants!

By fionabucket